Flour, Water & Questionable Decisions | Sourdough Graphic Tee 🍞🌾

Just a millennial with a sourdough starter and absolutely no business making more commitments.

Some people make responsible financial decisions, maintain reasonable hobbies, and know when to call it a day.

And then there are those of us who started mixing flour and water in a jar and somehow developed an entire personality around it.

Introducing the Flour, Water & Questionable Decisions graphic tee — for the millennials who traded late nights at the bar for late nights watching dough rise, developed an emotional attachment to wild yeast, and now casually discuss hydration percentages like we’re qualified scientists.

We used to make questionable decisions at 2 a.m. Now we’re making them at 6 a.m. while feeding a sourdough starter that has more consistent meals than we do.

Growth, apparently.

Whether you’re elbow-deep in sticky dough, obsessively checking your starter for bubbles, buying yet another vintage mixing bowl, or convincing yourself that your fifth loaf this week is completely reasonable, this shirt understands the assignment.

Why You’ll Love It:

● 🍞 Sourdough enthusiast approved: For anyone who has willingly entered a committed relationship with fermented flour.

● 🌾 Vintage-inspired charm: Cozy farmhouse aesthetics with a healthy dose of millennial sarcasm.

● ☕ Everyday comfort: Perfect for baking days, farmers markets, thrift store adventures, and emergency flour runs.

● 🌸 Grandma hobbies, millennial attitude: Because domesticity and questionable judgment can absolutely coexist.

● 🎁 The perfect gift: For sourdough bakers, bread enthusiasts, cottagecore lovers, and anyone who has ever apologized to their starter for forgetting to feed it.

My hobbies are wholesome. My decision-making skills remain questionable.

From Mildly Feral Mercantile — For the nostalgically unhinged.

Fabric, fit, sizing, and care instructions vary by selected shirt style.

Disclaimer:
- Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
- Sleeve prints and neck labels are produced using DTF (Direct-to-Film) printing technology. This applies only to products fulfilled by the print providers OPT OnDemand and Shirt Monkey among the providers offering this item.

.: The Gildan 5000 is made with medium fabric (5.3 oz/yd² / 180 g/m²) consisting of 100% cotton, offering year-round comfort with lasting durability.
.: The classic fit of this shirt ensures a comfy, relaxed wear while the crew neckline adds that neat, timeless look that can blend into any occasion, casual or semi-formal.
.: The tear-away label means a scratch-free experience with no irritation or discomfort whatsoever.
.: Made using 100% US cotton that is ethically grown and harvested. Gildan is also a proud member of the US Cotton Trust Protocol ensuring ethical and sustainable means of production.
.: This blank tee is certified by OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 (Certificate No. 168252, OETI - Institut fuer Oekologie).