Fueled by Spite and Caffeine | 11 oz Coffee Mug ☕🪿

Powered by coffee, petty thoughts, and the overwhelming desire to prove someone wrong.

Some people wake up refreshed, optimistic, and ready to embrace the day with a positive attitude.

And then there are those of us who wake up running on approximately four hours of sleep, a concerning amount of sarcasm, and the sheer determination to outlive our enemies.

Introducing the Fueled by Spite and Caffeine coffee mug — for the millennials who have traded their wild nights for sourdough starters, vintage Pyrex collections, and birdwatching, but somehow never managed to develop a softer personality.

Sure, we might spend our weekends baking bread, tending to houseplants, and getting emotionally invested in fictional characters.

But don’t let the wholesome hobbies fool you.

The grandma hobbies are real. So is the attitude problem.

Whether you’re surviving another Monday, mentally preparing to interact with the general public, or simply enjoying your morning coffee while plotting absolutely nothing productive, this mug understands you.

Why You’ll Love It:

● ☕ 11 oz capacity: Perfect for coffee, tea, or whatever caffeinated beverage keeps your personality socially acceptable.

● 🪿 Vintage-inspired charm: Featuring nostalgic farmhouse-style artwork, our signature goose, and a healthy dose of millennial sarcasm.

● 🌸 Grandma-core meets feral energy: Because you can love flowers, baking, and cozy mornings while still being a little bit of a menace.

● 🏡 Everyday attitude adjustment: Ideal for early mornings, office desks, chaotic kitchens, and those days when caffeine is the only thing standing between you and a strongly worded email.

● 🎁 The perfect gift: For sarcastic coworkers, exhausted parents, coffee addicts, introverts, and anyone who has ever accomplished something purely out of spite.

Some people run on sunshine and positivity. I prefer caffeine and a personal vendetta.

From Mildly Feral Mercantile — For the nostalgically unhinged.

Material and care specifications depend on the selected mug manufacturer.

.: White ceramic
.: 11oz (0.33 l)
.: Rounded corners
.: C-Handle
.: Lead and BPA-free